Funny Cow Mug or Tote Bag – “If We Get Caught You're Deaf and I Don't Speak English” – Sarcastic Gift for Best Friend or Cow Lover

Funny Cow Mug or Tote Bag – “Just Remember… If We Get Caught” – Sarcastic Gift for Best Friend, Cow Lover, or Partner in Crime

If you and your bestie are the kind of duo who cause chaos (and deny everything), this is the perfect gift! Featuring two mischievous cartoon cows and the hilarious quote:
“Just remember… if we get caught you’re deaf and I don’t speak English,”
this design is available on your choice of a vibrant ceramic mug or an eco-friendly tote bag—both guaranteed to deliver laughs.

Whether you’re sipping coffee, running errands, or gifting your favorite troublemaker, this combo of cute and sarcastic brings the attitude in style.

☕ CERAMIC MUG FEATURES:

Available in 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)

White ceramic with glossy finish

Colored interior & handle (multiple options!) for a bold contrast

C-shaped handle for a comfy grip

Dishwasher & microwave safe

Lead & BPA free for peace of mind

Perfect for:
– Best friends, coworkers, or partners-in-crime
– Funny birthday gifts or just-because surprises
– Coffee lovers with a sarcastic streak

👜 TOTE BAG FEATURES:

Made with 100% recycled material – eco-conscious and durable

Two size options: 15x15 in and 18x15 in

Single-sided vibrant print

Strong handles for everyday use

Spot clean only

Perfect for:
– BFFs who always have an alibi
– Shopping, books, errands, or travel
– Animal lovers and funny gift collectors

🎁 GIFT-READY & GUARANTEED TO MAKE THEM LAUGH

Whether you choose the mug, the tote, or both, you're getting a gift that’s practical, hilarious, and unforgettable. Great for birthdays, holidays, Galentine’s, or simply saying “we’ve been through some stuff together.”

Add to cart now and let your sarcasm shine—because you were never here and your bestie can’t hear you anyway. 😉