Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt Tote Emotionally Constipated Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Days Graphic Tee Introvert Adult Humor Gift for Friend/Coworker

Emotionally Constipated Funny T-Shirt and Tote Bag – Unisex Sarcastic Tee for Adults, Moms, Coworkers & Anyone Who's Over It

Feeling emotionally blocked? This hilarious graphic tee says what we’re all thinking:
“I think I’m emotionally constipated… haven’t given a sh*t in days.”

Whether you're burnt out, overwhelmed, or just over everyone’s nonsense, this tee lets you express your inner mood—loud and proud. Featuring a grumpy cartoon lady and bold sarcasm, it’s the perfect outfit for work-from-home vibes, coffee runs, or therapy sessions (no judgment).

👕 TSHIRT FEATURES:

Classic unisex fit – comfy for all genders

100% ring-spun cotton (solids) – soft, breathable, and durable

Heather & Sport Grey blends include polyester for extra strength

Crew neck with ribbed collar – holds its shape over time

Tear-away label – irritation-free wear

Twill-taped shoulders & no side seams – made to last

✅ ETHICALLY PRODUCED:

Made with ethically grown U.S. cotton

Part of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Certified by Oeko-Tex® for safety and quality

🎁 PERFECT FOR:

Funny gifts for friends or coworkers

Moms who have had it

Relatable therapy humor

Sarcastic introverts or adults with no filter

Gag gifts for birthdays, holidays, or Mondays

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.

Add to cart now and let your shirt do the talking (because you’re tired of doing it yourself). 💩😂