Please Be Patient I'm From the 1900s Woven Blanket

“PLEASE BE PATIENT —I’M FROM THE 1900s” Woven Throw Blanket Options with matching pillow and mouse pad. Perfect gift for your parents or grandparents.
retro pixel art • cozy cotton fringe • funny gift for gamers , parents & grandparents

Why You’ll Love It:

You know that delightful, slightly-sarcastic friend (or grandpa) who still says “back in my day”?
Wrap them in nostalgia! This premium woven throw features chunky 8-bit lettering, two trusty draft horses, and an old-school covered wagon—because the Oregon-Trail generation deserves a little patience and a lot of comfort.

Key Features:

Sizes | 37"x 52", 50" × 60" and 60" x 80" 

Luxuriously Soft Cotton Blend – jacquard-woven for a rich, textured feel that gets softer with every wash. 100% cotton yarn and colorful fringe

Double-Sided Design – same artwork in reverse on the back; perfect for draping over couches, beds, or gaming chairs.

Classic Multicolor Fringe – earthy rust, teal, and charcoal strands give it a true heirloom vibe.

Easy Care – machine-wash cold, gentle cycle; tumble dry low or hang. Colors stay vibrant, no fading.

Made-to-Order in the USA – woven by a family-owned mill, then finished and shipped straight to your door.

Perfect For:

Birthday Mother's Day, Father’s Day or Christmas gifts for moms, dads, grandmas or grandpas, or any “old-school” legend

Cozy movie nights, retro-gaming marathons, or afternoon naps

Home décor for history buffs & vintage-vibe lovers

Conversation-starter accent on your sofa, RV, or reading nook

Packaging & Shipping:

Your blanket arrives vacuum-sealed in a recyclable poly bag and tied with twine—gift-ready right out of the box.
🇺🇸 Processing: 3-5 business days | 🚚 US Shipping: 3-7 business days (tracking included)