Please Be Patient I'm From the 1900s Woven Blanket

“PLEASE BE PATIENT —I’M FROM THE 1900s”™ Woven Throw Blanket
retro pixel art • cozy cotton fringe • funny gift for gamers & grandparents

Why You’ll Love It:

You know that delightful, slightly-sarcastic friend (or grandpa) who still says “back in my day”?
Wrap them in nostalgia! This premium woven throw features chunky 8-bit lettering, two trusty draft horses, and an old-school covered wagon—because the Oregon-Trail generation deserves a little patience and a lot of comfort.

Key Features:

Sizes | 37"x 52", 50" × 60" and 60" x 80" 

Luxuriously Soft Cotton Blend – jacquard-woven for a rich, textured feel that gets softer with every wash. 100% cotton yarn and colorful fringe

Double-Sided Design – same artwork in reverse on the back; perfect for draping over couches, beds, or gaming chairs.

Classic Multicolor Fringe – earthy rust, teal, and charcoal strands give it a true heirloom vibe.

Easy Care – machine-wash cold, gentle cycle; tumble dry low or hang. Colors stay vibrant, no fading.

Made-to-Order in the USA – woven by a family-owned mill, then finished and shipped straight to your door.

Perfect For:

Birthday or Father’s Day gifts for dads, grandpas, or any “old-school” legend

Cozy movie nights, retro-gaming marathons, or afternoon naps

Home décor for history buffs & vintage-vibe lovers

Conversation-starter accent on your sofa, RV, or reading nook

Packaging & Shipping:

Your blanket arrives vacuum-sealed in a recyclable poly bag and tied with twine—gift-ready right out of the box.
🇺🇸 Processing: 3-5 business days | 🚚 US Shipping: 3-7 business days (tracking included)